Jokes, Quotes, etc.
Reminds me of the story of the Scotsman who left Scotland for a new life in Canada, a week later he was back in Scotland and his pal asked why he was back so quickly, he replied “Well, I saw this big nasty lookin’ animal an’ asked whit it wiz an’ a fella telt me it wiz a moose, I wiz no’ hangin’ aroond fer the fekkin’ cat tae show up I tell ye” =========== A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right until he...